“God introduces an eighth deadly sin. What is it?”

DisturbingMovies.

Have you ever been to a movie and had someone talk the whole way through it? Everyone has, even God.

Have you ever went to the cinmea with your girl, you sit down and watch the previews together, picking out which movies you will and wont come and see in the future.. The night is going really well, then the worst happens, a woman comes in with a baby.


A Baby?

What the fuck are you taking a baby to the movies for? you know it’s only gonna cry and piss everyone else off for an hour and a half.

Either get a baby sitter, drop it off with your parents, drown it or don’t go out and have a life, simple as that. When you have a child, you have a world of new responsibility!
Whatever you do, don’t ruin my date with God..      You probably shouldn’t drown a baby either, that was a joke.

People who go to the movies and see a movie they have already seen twice, fair enough, just don’t go in there with your friend who hasn’t seen it giving away details.
Not only does it piss your friend off and everyone else, it also pisses off God.

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Movie fan - “Oh, watch this.. see the flowers, yeah, keep that in your head, its important”

God - “Hey, Douche bag.. Do you wanna shut the fuck up?”
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God also hates going to the movies and having a bunch of teenage girls bust in through the doors making more noise than a rock concert. He’s trying to watch the film, but the only thing he can hear is ‘who was fingered at the bustop’ and ‘who sucked off benny’.

Final word, if you’re going to the movies.. Have respect for everyone else there, sit down and watch the movie, make sure you have plenty of pop corn and don’t disturb anyone.. That way, we will all have an enjoyable night and you won’t burn forever in hell, for comitting the 8th deadly sin.


P.S: If you do disturb movies, you will burn in hell for all eternity, forced to watch ‘Epic movie’ on constant repeat.