April 2011
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NEW BLOG.
Hey, Everyone. I’ve started blogging again, check it out here. WWW.UNDEADROYALTY.TUMBLR.COM
November 2010
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Super cute.
I know some of you’ve noticed that my blog has changed. What do you think of the Pink? I like it.. Not only has it made my blog super-cute but it’s also for a good cause and what better cause than Breast Cancer? So, I’ve been in contact recently with Breast Cancer Australia and we talked about making this happen and now, here we are, a pink blog. I know it’s Movember, and I don’t want to look...
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Kid Cudi - Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay Fucked up.
View the post below for video.
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October 2010
11 posts
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Anonymous asked: How do I get an awesome accent like yours? Ohhhh, and going anonymous so you have to guess who I am, as if it is hard considering my slight Aussie obsession and the fact I just told you on twitter that you have inspires me to post on tumblr....tehehehe! g'day mate ;)
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Tumblrrr.
Hey Tumblr. I wanted to talk, do you have a minute? Things have changed between us, I mean, I feel so distant from you. I know, I know.. It’s not your fault, I never said that, It’s me, I know. I’m sorry, I’ve been busy lately. You’ve gotta understand I never meant to hurt you. Do you think I want to be away from you so much? Well, I don’t.. Trust me. I’m...
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Underwater Sculpture Park - Amazing.
Jason De Caires Taylor, is the man behind this beautiful underwater sculpture park. I’ve posted a video below, so you should check it out. It’s mind blowing, some of the things people do.
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Watch“I’m standing strong. Fuck, Fuck your Metal” *Sobs* “Please stop hating on Justin Bieber” Bahahaha, this video is hilarious, check it out. I Hope you enjoy this dudes sobby little rant.
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Drew Carey's Weight Loss.
Who cares? I do, that’s why I’m posting it. There needs to be less of this, ‘Lose weight, stay healthy, live actively’ bullshit that’s going on. The funniest people in the world are, for the most part, over weight and many of them are actually only funny for that reason. Drew Carey wouldn’t even have a TV show if he wasn’t such a fat goofy looking fuck, I...
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September 2010
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Excuses, Impatience and Progress.
Hey everyone. I should probably apologize for the lack of content being posted recently, but I won’t, because you’ve heard it before. I just wanna thank everyone who continues to follow my blog and continues to support everything I do, you really are the best. I don’t have a great deal to talk about today.. I just downloaded that GOOD Friday joint, ‘So Appalled’...
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In the Studio.
Apologies for the lack of blog content lately, I have been busy. I’m working on a recording, I’m sure you will love. Thanks for your patience, you’re all saints. ;D Follow me on twitter, www.twitter.com/LazyThickshake
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Life and such..
I been busy lately. I mean, to say the least. Things have been cool though, really cool. 1010 has been a great year. I just wanna take some time to open up a little more personally on my blog, so you can get to know the asshole, that I am. The past 10-12 months have been the best I’ve had, I’ve come very far over that short period of time, as a person. Lets be real, for a minute. This...
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Join the Family.
I bought Mafia II the other day. Ever since then, I’ve been hooked. Actually, this game is the reason why I didn’t blog yesterday and also the reason I’m only doing a quick post today. Nothing is cooler than expensive suits, big money, guns and the Italian/ New Yorker accent.. That’s what this game is about. Everything from the story line to the graphic detail is done to...
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Russia's New Milk Campaign.
I seen this and all I could way was “Lol” What do you think?
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Humans; We Ruin Everything.
[Click images to view the 2 part series, links will open in new windows]
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Rain on my parade.
I made it to dreamworld yesterday, but when we got there, the rain came down heavy. It was disappointing, because we figured there’s no point of going in with the weather like this, so we decided to go shopping at pacific fair. I seen that ‘Tomorrow when the war began’ movie. Pretty damn good, if you ask me. I mean, for an Australian film, this was brilliant. Normally, I hear the...
100th Post.
I dunno about you, but I’m happy to hit this small milestone. Thanks go out to all my followers and everyone that motivates me to write jokes about them. Hope you all have a great day and enjoy the upcoming weekend, I’ll be back on Monday. I’m going to Dream world on Sunday. I gotta get ready for a business meeting in an hour about clothing, hopefully it goes well. Thanks again,...
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BIG Sean Finally Famous Vol. 3
You’re gonna wanna download yourself a copy of this one. Pretty crazy Mixtape. Download Here.
August 2010
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3 Minute Ponder.
I’ve always wondered why people settle for the bare minimum in life. I noticed that so many out there, just deal with a boring, miserable shitty fucking existence, when they don’t have to or need to. I’ve seen decent girls, wasting their time with complete ‘bottom-of-the-barrel’ douche bags. I’ve seen good guys, wasting their time with total...
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3 Minute Ponder.
So, I’m here in my lounge room, checking Facebook. I’ve noticed a lot of people complaining about school.
It made me think.
School needs to become fun, kids only learn when they’re interested.
Sit them in a room full of people they don’t like, with a miserable teacher who has lost all motivation for teaching over the years, dictating off a white board.
No ones gonna...
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30Day Challenge - Day 28
“Write on a ‘I still know what you did last summer.’ on a piece of paper. Leave it for someone to find. Describe what you did and why you did it.”
Hmm, I won’t lie. I’m a little confused by this challenge.
I’ve left the note, written in tomato sauce (improvised blood ;P) on my sisters computer table. Now it’s just a waiting game.
Is that...
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30Day Challenge - Day 27
“Write a letter to your future boyfriend/ girlfriend apologizing for something in advance”
Hey beautiful,
You know I love you and you’re my everything right?
I have to let you know, because you’re going to find out anyways.
I thought I would try something different and I shit in the kitty litter tray.
Please don’t be mad, I tried to cover it up. :/
Love you...
30Day Challenge - Day 26.
“You wake up to find yourself on the ‘Lost’ island. What do you do?”
I would have no idea what was going on. Just like most of the people who watch it.
I have to admit, I never seen an episode. :/
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30Day Challenge - Day 25.
“Upload a photo of you with your favourite shoe balanced on your head.” I Love these shoes, :D
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30Day Challenge - Day 24
“God introduces an eighth deadly sin. What is it?” DisturbingMovies. Have you ever been to a movie and had someone talk the whole way through it? Everyone has, even God. Have you ever went to the cinmea with your girl, you sit down and watch the previews together, picking out which movies you will and wont come and see in the future.. The night is going really well, then the worst...
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Kings of the Animal Kingdom [Part 1]
Being human is probably the biggest gift you can be given, anything else would have to be an insult. I know some people say “I wish I was a bird so I could fly” but think about it, if you we’re a bird and you had to fly everyday to get from A to B, chances are you’d be saying “gee, I wish I was a human so I could drive” Being human is something most of us take...
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30Day Challenge - Day 23
“What form does your patronus take when you cast it?” Black Panther. That spell has saved me from many Dementors in the past.
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Kanye West - Power [Remix]
DOWNLOAD HERE. Kanye posted this track on Twitter last night, Download this one, it’s crazy. The beat is amazing, Kanye and Jay-Z killed this [as you’d have come to expect] If you’ve not downloaded the G.O.O.D Music mixtape, I suggest you do that also. Link? sure. G.O.O.D MUSIC MIXTAPE
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30 Day Challenge - Day 22
“When you are talking to someone today refer to them as ‘Troy’. When they ask you why you called them that deny it strongly and act as though they are crazy. Describe what happened.” Everything just became really awkward, I think my sister thinks I’m a douche bag.
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Just Thinkin'
I had a great sleep last night and woke up to what I call a beautiful day. Rain, cloud and a refreshing breeze. I think the sun is totally over rated. I like nice, calm, cool weather, like this. People say, “You’re crazy, cloudy days are miserable” The same people who say that, are the same folks that complain about the heat on facebook when summer comes around. You can’t...
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30Day Challenge - Day 21
“Google crashes. What do you do?”
Post a status on facebook complaining about google crashing. 7 people will like it, and Google should be up and running the next day. However. If Google is not up and running the following day, that is real cause for alarm.. 2012 is coming up fast.
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30 Day Challenge - Day 20.
“You’re able to rewrite the ending to one movie of your choosing. What movie would it be and what would you change? I honestly have no idea, maybe like, Paranormal Activity?
That movie was kinda like sex with me.. The foreplay is good, leading upto the point you’re really into it, a few ups and downs and slight uncomfort and bang, its over.. Surely enough, someone is a bloody corpse...
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30Day Challenge - Day 19.
“Upload a photo of yourself being overly slutty” LolzOMG! I can’t ev3n rememba dis foto, omg, so embarassing. I was so fukin maggot aye, I’m such a sluzzy.
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30Day Challenge - Day 18
“Which Pokemon do you feel you look like most?” Snorlax, for sure.
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30Day Challenge - Day 17
“Name your genitals. Explain the reasoning behind your choice.” Justin Bieber.. because it’s small, cute and sends underage girls crazy.
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30Day Challenge - Day 16
“What physical attribute do you find appealing about the opposite sex that you think most people don’t?” I have a huge thing for lower back’s. I don’t know why, but I love a nice smooth lower back. I hate it when you bitches get ugly tattoo’s and ruin it though. Don’t get lower back tattoos, they’re nasty.
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30Day Challenge - Day 15
“Tweet or change your Facebook status to ‘Man, Menopause is the worst.’ Post any replies you get.”
“Lol, where did that come from?” “Oh, tell me about it. :) haha” “Cranky and craving ice cream? Maybe you’re pregnant?.. Just a thought”
Not as much response as I wanted, but ahwell.
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30Day challenge - Day 14.
“Go outside. Throw a rock at something. Describe what happened.” Nothing Happened, the rock didn’t quite make it to the moon and I threw my shoulder out.
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3 Minute Ponder.
People say some stupid things at times, one stupid thing I’ve heard recently was from a guy who said. “I live my life with no regrets” Really? No regrets. In your life you have done nothing wrong? there is nothing you would like to change? This may come as a shock to you, because it’s pretty common knowledge that I am perfect and can do no wrong. but, I have many regrets. I...
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30Day challenge - Day 13
Combine the best physical attributes of your favourite celebrities into one super creature. Describe and name it.
- Kanye West’s Head. - Jay Z Body. Call it God.
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3 Minute Ponder.
I never understand why guys say most of the things they say. I recently heard a man say something stupid like, “I wish my girlfriend was a porn star” Really, you wish your girlfriend was a porn star? Oh, so while you’re at work on a hot ass construction site you’d wanna come home to a moral lacking slut who gets paid a little cash to have sex random strangers on film, so...